So it turns out that Jesus had a sister and that he married Mary Magdelene, who apparently was not a whore, unlike his mother. Also while some humans can’t even keep from leaving top-secret iPhone prototypes in bars, there is a group of bankers and artists that have kept something secret for centuries, albeit in ridiculously complex ways that risked it being totally lost in a car crash. It’s not at all clear though why they just don’t tell everyone and get it over with. Also, the pope is an asshole who likes albinos.
Length: 8 hrs
9/2003: This was a good story that claimed to be based on true facts but was actually all made up. Or was it?
