The Lazy Man's Guide to Audible BooksWritten by: Robert M. Pirsig Ride bike. Fix bike. Zen chaps. Buy American. Length: 8.5 hrs 7/2003: Worth a listen, some good stuff. Did not make me want a motorcycle.
Written by: Lama Surya Das This book consisted solely of some guy yelling loudly into the microphone screaming “WAKE UP FATTY!!!!!”. Length: 3 hrs 5/2003: I think this made me happy but then I immediately ceased to care about such wordly attachments.
Written by: Yann Martel So there’s this kid and this tiger in a boat, and some other animals, but then the tiger eats the other animals. Then he tries to eat the kid but the kid keeps away from him and makes the tiger seasick until it becomes his friend. Then they go to some […]
Moving your eyes back and forth and turning pages is for chumps. That's why I've spent the last 12 years in a semi-conscious state while the gentle readers at Audible.com whispered words from literary masters, cheesy hacks, inspirational gurus, and fluffy crap artists into my ears. These are there stories.